i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
This house was built for laser tag.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Randomize