Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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