i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
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This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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