I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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