what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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