shes about as inviting as chlamydia
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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