dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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