Having a random hookup so left but love u
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
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I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
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Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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