sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
4 words: hood of his car
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I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
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I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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