have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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