I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
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It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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