Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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