Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
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