his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Do vagina's smell?
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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