Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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