You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
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The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
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Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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