Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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