why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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