I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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