So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
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What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
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It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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