have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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