No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
