BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
