TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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