Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
wow bdsm is so cute
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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