FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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