It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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