But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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