? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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