is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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