TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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