ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
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I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
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I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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