You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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