he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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