It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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