you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
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Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
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jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
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