doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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