Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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