But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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