At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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