I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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