If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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