just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
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At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
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Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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