Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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