I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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