Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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