Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
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there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
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I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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