He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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