My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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