last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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