Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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