It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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