She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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