we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
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the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
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And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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