Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
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Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
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Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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