he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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